{"id":2,"date":"2009-01-07T19:18:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-08T03:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eschatologist.net\/blog\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2009-03-19T02:24:29","modified_gmt":"2009-03-19T10:24:29","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/eschatologist.net\/blog\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"

That’s when I realized I have one purpose in life: To lash out at invisible elves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That’s when I realized I have one purpose in life: To lash out at invisible elves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","post"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P74loH-2","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eschatologist.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eschatologist.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eschatologist.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eschatologist.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eschatologist.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/eschatologist.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":163,"href":"https:\/\/eschatologist.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eschatologist.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}